Monday, January 20, 2014

In a Desperate Bid to Lift the Stock Price and Re-capture the All-time Highs, Apple Introduces iToke (AAPL; TOKE)

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Via Scoopertino:


 
Cupertino, CA — If you thought Apple’s customers were smiling before, wait till you see them now.
Beating all competitors into states and territories where pot has been legalized, Apple has launched iToke — for the perfect “Apple-designed high.”

iToke looks like a small pipe, but that’s where the similarities end. Its built-in USB connector serves as both a power source for the internal ignition coils and direct pathway to your lungs. So you can enjoy instant-on reefer throughout the day — up to seven hours smoke time on a single charge.

iToke is part of a new ecosystem, what Apple is calling a “walled ghanja garden.” Apple controls both the hardware and the cannabis, to ensure the highest-quality highs.

iToke accepts only Apple-made iWeed, which comes in packs of 10 pre-rolled, paperless sticks that fit perfectly into iToke....MORE
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